Booking: Dr. R. U. Pickman
We exchanged the depths of perdition with the sun and fun of the beaches and waves.
Spending our time rocking, drinking, surfing and fucking around until the stars are rigth and the Sleeping Dead rises again.
We fist fucked all traditions. We don't give a flying fuck about what the majority considers "True Horror Punk". We just want to have a great time on and off stage with the ones who dig our noise!
You like it? Great! Let's meet at our shows and have some drinks and an awesome time together!
You disagree? Sorry, but you must be mistaking us for someone who cares!
You love and adore us because we're awesome and you know it!
Oh, and by the way:
Blah Blah Blah Authentic Blah Blah Blah Horror Blah Blah Blah StreetCred Blah Blah Blah True Blah Blah Blah [please insert crap to sound important and professional]